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Brian Heltzel resides in the epicenter of the United States: Maumee, Ohio. |
immediately enrolled into Information Systems, graduating Cum Laude. |
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Raised by wolves in the wilderness, he learned critical skills early in his life: foraging, survival, and calculus.
Fully equipped with glasses, braces, and other dreamy accessories, he went relatively unnoticed through school until college. After a freak accident involving cheese whiz and a household |
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Brian currently works at Dana Corporation where he is at the disposal of the top 35 including the CEO.
They somehow manage to tolerate him. He spends most of his free time cooking, biking and playing tennis. |
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| appliance, Brian picked chemical engineering as a major. Two years later a fortune cookie informed him of the mistake and he | With no wife, kids, or even a goldfish, Brian currently lives alone with his trusty pool table, Chet. | |||||